Haha good work Lachlan! Good story
I had an incident on my boat about 1am in the morning when I was reading just before going to sleep. I felt some movement on my boat and just assumed it was the guy who had double-moored on to my boat climbing over mine to get to his. It used to happen all the time, and it was fine. However, the movement kept on going and I heard some rattling about in the living area of the boat.
I jumped out of bed and went into the living area to see an Eastern European guy stood there. I couldn't believe it and wasn't sure whether to be pissed off or scared. I think I was a bit of both. I asked him what the fuck he was doing on my boat and he nervously came back with "oh erm, who are you? what's your name?" "It doesn't matter what the fuck my name is! Get off my boat!" and managed to kind of bundle him out. He had a couple of mates outside saying they were looking for a mate John or Pete or something. It was the only time I forgot to lock the front door of the boat, didn't do it again. Although a few months later, I did wake up to find who I thought was a homeless guy sleeping in the bow of the boat. Gave him a big nudge and it turns out he'd been out the night before, got pissed and thought my boat was his. Sure.
On a positive note, my mate's boat and mine played host to a model shoot.
I should have and no idea why I didn't, jump on the opportunity to grab a photo with my big camera.